Posted on 05 December 2008
Tags: biggest loser, eight children, gosselins, jon and kate plus 8, jon gosselin, jonandkateplus8, kate gosselin, pennsylvania, pet, philadelphia, reality tv, reality tv show summit, sextuplets, tlc, tonya, top chef, world's fattest cat, worldsfattestcat
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon and Kate Gosselin, stars of the hit reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8, have added one supersized mouth to their family this holiday season: Tonya!
Posted on 13 November 2008
Tags: a&w, a&w root beer float, actor, Bat Boy, batboy, king of prussia mall, mosquitoes, old navy, pennsylvania, philadelphia, robert pattinson, robertpattinson, twilight, twilight book, twilight line, twilight meet and greet, twilight mob, twilight movie, twilight signing, vampire, vampires
PHILADELPHIA, PA - Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.
Posted on 03 November 2008
Tags: 2000 presidential election, 2014, astronomy, balloting process, caya, cayan, cayans, central america, chaos cloud, chaoscloud, florida, florida state university, god-king, indiana, jacksonville, jacksonvilles municipal stadium, mathematics, municipal stadium, ohio, pennsylvania, prima donna
JACKSONVILLE, FL - It looks like the Chaos Cloud has picked its final destination before the elections begin: Florida!
Posted on 30 October 2008
Tags: chaos cloud, chaoscloud, chimp, city of brotherly love, cnn newsroom, conservative, dust particles, heidi collins, indiana, indianapolis, liberal, non-partisan, ohio, pennsylvania, philadelphia, political weather analyst, segway, space dust, toledo
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Once again, the Chaos Cloud has shifted its sights and has settled over the City of Brotherly Love.
Posted on 30 October 2008
Tags: christian science, christian scientists, fever, flu, heal, medical treatment, michael cera, michaelcera, palin, pennsylvania, philadelphia, sarah palin, sarahpalin, self-deprecating humor, small-town values, tacony, witchcraft, you-betcha mentality
TACONY, PA – At a recent campaign stop in northeast Philadelphia, Governor Sarah Palin used her spiritual powers to heal a young child.
Posted on 08 October 2008
Tags: acorn, arctic, biden, botox, bush, Ed Anger, edanger, elks club, eyelift, fargo, france, hair club for men, hair plugs, iraq, joe biden, joe-tox, joebiden, korean war, palin, pennsylvania, rocky balboa, rocky vi, sarah palin, sarahpalin, scranton, vice presidential debate, vp debate, washington outsider, weather underground, white flag
I was as happy as Joe Biden at a Hair Club for Men conference to see Sarah Palin crush Joe Biden in the VP debate last week. Sarah had me at “Hey, can I call you Joe?” It didn’t help that Joe-Tox had a look of surprise frozen on his face from the Botox and his recent eyelift.
Posted on 29 September 2008
Tags: amish, amish country, barn, boston, brandywine, Central Park, christmas, lancaster, manual labor, new holland, new york city, pack animal, pennsylvania, philadelphia, quilt shops, undead, zombie, zombies
“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”