BURLINGTON, VT - Over the holidays, Matt Dillon was arrested for driving 106mph in rural Vermont. His reason for doing so: “Manigator made me do it.”

NEW YORK, NY - To welcome in the new year, Weekly World News flew in some of the years biggest shakers and news makers for a holiday party.

CRAWFORD, TX - Bush Administration officials have announced the latest recipient of a Presidential pardon.

JACKSONVILLE, FL - Rick Warren was attacked by the half-alligator mutant Manigator at a press conference earlier today.

OSCEOLA, FL – Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, was outraged this week that his debut film was passed over by the Golden Globes.

Although reported to be dating the recently single Paris Hilton, it appears that Manigator has set his reptilian sights on the newest rumored single lady: Lindsay Lohan.

NEW YORK, NY – Macy’s 150th annual Thanksgiving Day Parade drew thousands to New York City yesterday including one unwelcome guest, Manigator.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - After dumping recent boyfriend, Paris is going where no human woman as gone before.

NEW YORK, NY - Bat Boy was spotted taking part in Proposition 8 protests this past weekend.

HOMESTEAD, FL - “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” was gracious enough to feature Manigator on last week’s episode. In usual form, Manigator was not gracious in return.