Tag Archive | "manigator"
Posted on 02 January 2009
Tags: burlington, cheap beer, cryptid, maine, manigator, matt dillon, matt dillon arrested, matt dillon mugshot, matt dillon mugshot photo, matt dillon mugshot picture, matt dillon mugshots, matt dillon speeding, mattdillon, vermont
BURLINGTON, VT - Over the holidays, Matt Dillon was arrested for driving 106mph in rural Vermont. His reason for doing so: “Manigator made me do it.”
Posted on 01 January 2009
Tags: Bat Boy, batboy, big gulp, cheap beer, cryptids, fatfoot, manigator, martinis, moonshine, MUTANTS, new year resolutions, new years, new years day, new years eve, new years resolutions, phd ape, phdape, pigs-in-a-blanket, pixie sticks, soda
NEW YORK, NY - To welcome in the new year, Weekly World News flew in some of the years biggest shakers and news makers for a holiday party.
Posted on 26 December 2008
Tags: bush pardon, bush pardons, crawford, dana perino, hate crimes, manigator, president bush, presidential pardon, texas, white house press secretary
CRAWFORD, TX - Bush Administration officials have announced the latest recipient of a Presidential pardon.
Posted on 22 December 2008
Tags: florida, gay marriage, jacksonville, manigator, rick warren, rick warren anti-gay, rick warren controversy, rick warren homophobic, rick warren inauguration, rick warren invocation, rick warren obama, rick warren obama inauguration, rick warren press conference, rickwarren, stale alcohol
JACKSONVILLE, FL - Rick Warren was attacked by the half-alligator mutant Manigator at a press conference earlier today.
Posted on 12 December 2008
Tags: australia, australians, crikey, florida, golden globe nominations, golden globe nominees, golden globes, manigator, manigator dundee, marlboros, osceola
OSCEOLA, FL – Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, was outraged this week that his debut film was passed over by the Golden Globes.
Posted on 03 December 2008
Tags: couples counseling, ellen, ellen degeneres, facebook, interspecial, interspecial relations, interspecial relationship, lindsay lohan, lindsaylohan, lohan, manigator, moonshine, paris hilton, sam ronson, samantha ronson, samronson, swamp-brewed cologne
Although reported to be dating the recently single Paris Hilton, it appears that Manigator has set his reptilian sights on the newest rumored single lady: Lindsay Lohan.
Posted on 28 November 2008
Tags: amarillo, betty page, cheap beer, dancers, kickline, macy's day parade, macy's day parade photos, macy's parade, macy's thanksgiving day parade, manigator, mutant, new york, new york city, rockettes, rockettes kickline, sewer, texas, voter fraud
NEW YORK, NY – Macy’s 150th annual Thanksgiving Day Parade drew thousands to New York City yesterday including one unwelcome guest, Manigator.
Posted on 25 November 2008
Tags: benji madden, beverly hills, california, good charlotte, heidi montag, heidi montag eloped, heidi montag married, invisible beard man, manigator, montag pratt wedding, mr. chow, paris benji break-up, paris hilton, paris hilton break-up, parishilton, speidi, spencer pratt, sweet and sour shrimp, tsingtao
BEVERLY HILLS, CA - After dumping recent boyfriend, Paris is going where no human woman as gone before.
Posted on 19 November 2008
Tags: Bat Boy, batboy, city hall, gay marriage, high-pitched squeaks, interspecial, interspecial relations, manigator, mutant rights, MUTANTS, new york, new york city, new york city hall, new york proposition 8 protest, new york proposition 8 rally, prop 8, prop 8 protest, prop 8 rally, prop h8, prop8, proposition 8, proposition 8 protest, proposition 8 rally, proposition h8, same-sex marriage, sewer alligators
NEW YORK, NY - Bat Boy was spotted taking part in Proposition 8 protests this past weekend.
Posted on 14 November 2008
Tags: booby trap, emhe, everglades national park, extreme makeover home edition, fangs, florida, freak of nature, gentlemen's club, homestead, manigator, miami, swamps, ty pennington, typennington, vampire family, vampires
HOMESTEAD, FL - “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” was gracious enough to feature Manigator on last week’s episode. In usual form, Manigator was not gracious in return.