JACKSONVILLE, FL - Rick Warren was attacked by the half-alligator mutant Manigator at a press conference earlier today.

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – During a short break from counseling Madoff investment victims, PhD Ape ran into a client begging for help – Elliot Spitzer!

PALM BEACH, FL – In a move surprising many of his fans and clients, PhD Ape is traveling to Florida in light of the Madoff investment scam – to meet with the victims!

OSCEOLA, FL – Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, was outraged this week that his debut film was passed over by the Golden Globes.

MIAMI, FL – Rounding out her North American tour on Saturday, Madonna broke her hip mid performance.

HOMESTEAD, FL - “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” was gracious enough to feature Manigator on last week’s episode. In usual form, Manigator was not gracious in return.

WASHINGTON, DC – On the eve of the most important presidential election in years, the Chaos Cloud has descended upon the nation’s capitol.

JACKSONVILLE, FL - It looks like the Chaos Cloud has picked its final destination before the elections begin: Florida!

KEY LARGO, FL - Manigator flees arrest at a McCain rally where he bit a man he claimed was “Un-American.”

A 54-year-old waitress says a space alien ate two washer loads of clothes right off her line!