SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It was revealed this week that cancer survivor and Apple CEO Steve Jobs was undergoing hormone therapy to counteract his notable weight loss.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Weekly World News is proud to announce the birth of PhD Ape’s first gorilla child!

HOLLYWOOD, CA – In order to redeem her public image, Miley Cyrus has recorded a duet with Fatfoot for charity.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Britney Spears has finally broken free of her keepers!

LOS ANGELES, CA – After revealing herself in the MTV documentary “Britney: For the Record”, Britney Spears turned to an old friend for support.

LOS ANGELES, CA - PhD Ape was called in by VH1 to host a new celebrity rehab show.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - After dumping recent boyfriend, Paris is going where no human woman as gone before.

LOS ANGELES, CA - The son of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson can be included in those who hate his name.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following scathing reviews for his long overdue album Chinese Democracy, Axl Rose made a call to his former therapist.

PASADENA, CA – eHarmony has once again come under serious scrutiny. Critics of the popular dating site allege that the site does not allow for humans to be paired up with aliens.