July 5, 2008
FOUNTAIN OF VERMOUTH VERMOUTH DISCOVERED!
Martini shakers and stirrers everywhere are expected to make a mass exodus to the U.K. after a group of hikers announced they've discovered the Fountain of Vermouth. Full Story
Also…
- DAY CARE PUTS KIDS IN 8-HOUR COMA!
- STUDY SHOWS REPUBLICANS ARE KETCHUP FREAKS!
- THE MAN IN THE MOON IS A PEEPING TOM!
- SECRET FAT FARMS DISCOVERED BY FEDS
- The Most Irresistible Woman On Earth — to Mosquitoes!
- TOWN ISSUES ‘CITIZEN REPORT CARDS’
- New Superstition: There’s More to Worry About Than Black Cats!
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