UPDATE: John Thain’s push for $10 million bonus is possibly orchestrated by aliens!

CNN spoke with SETI scientists trying to listen for alien communication. Don’t they know they’re already here?

CNN’s Miles O’Brien speaks with a man who believes he was abducted by aliens.

As any Weekly World News reader knows, the Roswell incident is 100% fact. CNN further validates the event when they revisit the crash site.

UPDATE: Amy Winehouse has been submitted to the hospital again, this time over stress from her crop circles!

MIAMI, FL - Aliens have finally fessed up over the famed model with the missing navel.

CLARK COUNTY, NV - The federal government has been getting creative during the economic recession, but have they gone too far this time?

NEW YORK, NY – Alien and human labor activists are protesting outsourcing to a planet with a forty hour day.

Larry King has declared that he will be the first broadcaster to interview an alien if we ever make contact!

Larry King interviewed witnesses of a mass UFO sighting in Stephenville, Texas.